funny words (baka)
kanji
činčin no ookisa ha dono kurai?
How big is your 'package'?
kanji
šure-deィnga-noneko
Schrödinger's cat
kanji
wataši no ie ha hakaba nojouni šizuka desu.
My house is as quiet as a graveyard.
kanji
kumičou
boss (yakuza)/(P)
kanji
doušijoukana.
What can I do?
kanji
bukkorošitejaru.
I will beat you to death.
kanji
moe
(1)sprouting, budding, (2)(m-sl) crush (anime, manga term), fascination, infatuation
kanji
anata ha okusan ni šihai sareteimasu.
You are governed by your wife.
kanji
edagaorenakatta.
The branch did not break.
kanji
anata debu ni natte ne!
You're getting fat!
kanji
emo desu kara.
Protože jsem emo.
kanji
maitoši kusa wo katte,sošite hošite,usagi no esa ni šiteimasu.
Každý rok sekáme a sušíme trávu, a pak s ní krmíme králíky.
kanji
hakononakanoneko
a cat in a box
kanji
hiroba de ningen to doubucu ga mazatteimašita.
Na náměstí se promíchali lidi se zvířatama.
kanji
kinijotteuowomotomu
(id) to be unable to accomplish something because one has chosen the wrong method, to ask for the impossible, to look for fish by climbing a tree (Mencius)
kanji
ušinočičiwošiboru
to milk a cow
kanji
oširi ha dame.
The ass is a no-no.
kanji
oozake
heavy drinking
kanji
kjoudžin
lunatic, madman
kanji
taiman
negligence, procrastination, carelessness
kanji
te ni kao wo uzumeru
facepalm
kanji
nureta išou ga kanodžo no karada ni kuccuiteita.
The wet clothes clung to her body.
kanji
boku ga kono baka Ｔšacu wo kiteitara,nihondžin ga boku wo mite waratteimašita.
Když jsem na sobě měl tričko BAKA a viděli mě Japonci, tak se smáli.