funny words (baka)
kanji
ušinočičiwošiboru
to milk a cow
kanji
džibun de tašikamete mitara.
Find out for yourself
kanji
dare ga onara šita?
Kdo si pšouknul?
kanji
ušihakusawokuu.
The cow eats grass.
kanji
hininsuru no wo wasurečatta.
I forgot to use protection!
kanji
wataši ha baka desu .
Jsem blbec.
kanji
wataši no ie ha hakaba nojouni šizuka desu.
My house is as quiet as a graveyard.
kanji
anata debu ni natte ne!
You're getting fat!
kanji
kutona-・hora no bi-ru ha ５００nen no dentou ga arimašita ga,heiten šite šimatta noha totemo zannen desu.
Kutnohorské pivo má tradici dlouhou pětset let, ale pivovar byl bohužel nedávno zavřen.
kanji
čikubi wo namete.
Lízej mi bradavky.
kanji
nezuminaki
whistling of a prostitute (to attract customers)
kanji
kuma ha jama ni sumu.
The bear lives in the mountains.
kanji
kinijotteuowomotomu
(id) to be unable to accomplish something because one has chosen the wrong method, to ask for the impossible, to look for fish by climbing a tree (Mencius)
kanji
cubonomadžin
džin z láhve
kanji
hiroba de ningen to doubucu ga mazatteimašita.
Na náměstí se promíchali lidi se zvířatama.
kanji
sake wo takusan nonda node,jopparaimašita.
Opil jsem se, protože jsem vypil moc alkoholu.
kanji
čikan
pervert, molester, masher
kanji
ga-rufurendo ga neteiru aida ni hoka no ga-rufurendo to de-to šimasu.
I will date another girl while my girlfriend is sleeping.
kanji
godžira ha seppunšijou to kiteィčan ni čikadzuita ga,nigerareta.
Godzilla thought to kiss Hello Kitty and approached her, but she ran away.
kanji
doušijoukana.
What can I do?
kanji
bi-rubara
beer belly
kanji
moe
(1)sprouting, budding, (2)(m-sl) crush (anime, manga term), fascination, infatuation
kanji
anata ha okusan ni šihai sareteimasu.
You are governed by your wife.