funny words (baka)
kanji
bukkoroshiteyaru.
I will beat you to death.
kanji
hakononakanoneko
a cat in a box
kanji
taiman
negligence, procrastination, carelessness
kanji
maitoshi kusa wo katte,soshite hoshite,usagi no esa ni shiteimasu.
Každý rok sekáme a sušíme trávu, a pak s ní krmíme králíky.
kanji
kutona-・hora no bi-ru ha ５００nen no dentou ga arimashita ga,heiten shite shimatta noha totemo zannen desu.
Kutnohorské pivo má tradici dlouhou pětset let, ale pivovar byl bohužel nedávno zavřen.
kanji
shikaeshi bentou
revenge lunchbox
kanji
hiroba de ningen to doubutsu ga mazatteimashita.
Na náměstí se promíchali lidi se zvířatama.
kanji
wa-purobaka
person who can write kanji only on the computer
kanji
asa sekkususuru no ga suki desuka?
Do you like to make love in the morning?
kanji
naniiro no shitagi wo tsuketeru ka ha oshienai kedo.
Jakou mám právě barvu spodního prádla ti ale neřeknu.
kanji
nijikai
first after party
kanji
edagaorenakatta.
The branch did not break.
kanji
chinchin no ookisa ha dono kurai?
How big is your 'package'?
kanji
gojira ha seppunshiyou to kiteィchan ni chikaduita ga,nigerareta.
Godzilla thought to kiss Hello Kitty and approached her, but she ran away.
kanji
kuma ha yama ni sumu.
The bear lives in the mountains.
kanji
bi-ru bara ni narimasu yo!
You will have a beer belly!
kanji
otsumami
snacks to go with alcohol
kanji
chikubi wo namete.
Lízej mi bradavky.
kanji
baishun'yado kara detekita tokoro wo yuujin ni mirarete batsu ga warukatta .
As I left the brothel, I was embarrassed to be seen by my friends.
kanji
yopparacchatta.
I'm drunk.
kanji
gamanjiru
(sl) pre-ejaculate, pre-ejaculatory fluid, Cowper's fluid, slang: pre-cum, dog water, speed drop