funny words (baka)
kanji
kuma ha yama ni sumu.
The bear lives in the mountains.
kanji
maitoshi kusa wo katte,soshite hoshite,usagi no esa ni shiteimasu.
Každý rok sekáme a sušíme trávu, a pak s ní krmíme králíky.
kanji
sake wo takusan nonda node,yopparaimashita.
Opil jsem se, protože jsem vypil moc alkoholu.
kanji
emo desu kara.
Protože jsem emo.
kanji
yopparacchatta.
I'm drunk.
kanji
naniiro no shitagi wo tsuketeru ka ha oshienai kedo.
Jakou mám právě barvu spodního prádla ti ale neřeknu.
kanji
moe
(1)sprouting, budding, (2)(m-sl) crush (anime, manga term), fascination, infatuation
kanji
shure-deィnga-noneko
Schrödinger's cat
kanji
baishun'yado kara detekita tokoro wo yuujin ni mirarete batsu ga warukatta .
As I left the brothel, I was embarrassed to be seen by my friends.
kanji
chikan
pervert, molester, masher
kanji
bashoku
heavy eating
kanji
ushihakusawokuu.
The cow eats grass.
kanji
doushiyoukana.
What can I do?
kanji
anata debu ni natte ne!
You're getting fat!
kanji
tsubonomajin
džin z láhve
kanji
wa-purobaka
person who can write kanji only on the computer
kanji
shikaeshi bentou
revenge lunchbox
kanji
watashi no ie ha hakaba noyouni shizuka desu.
My house is as quiet as a graveyard.
kanji
nureta ishou ga kanojo no karada ni kuttsuiteita.
The wet clothes clung to her body.
kanji
taiman
negligence, procrastination, carelessness
kanji
ga-rufurendo ga neteiru aida ni hoka no ga-rufurendo to de-to shimasu.
I will date another girl while my girlfriend is sleeping.
kanji
maruhadakaninaru
to strip a person of all his or her clothes
kanji
bi-ru bara ni narimasu yo!
You will have a beer belly!
kanji
nijikai
first after party
kanji
gamanjiru
(sl) pre-ejaculate, pre-ejaculatory fluid, Cowper's fluid, slang: pre-cum, dog water, speed drop