funny words (baka)
kanji
doushiyoukana.
What can I do?
kanji
shure-deィnga-noneko
Schrödinger's cat
kanji
oshiri ha dame.
The ass is a no-no.
kanji
wa-purobaka
person who can write kanji only on the computer
kanji
inshuunten
drunken driving
kanji
baishun'yado kara detekita tokoro wo yuujin ni mirarete batsu ga warukatta .
As I left the brothel, I was embarrassed to be seen by my friends.
kanji
meidokissa
maid cafe
kanji
mukashinohitohatoujinikabochawotaberutonagaikisurutoiu.
Staří lidé říkají, že kdo jí dýni o zimním slunovratu, bude dlouho žít.
kanji
jimotonobi-ru
local beer
kanji
yopparacchatta.
I'm drunk.
kanji
tanaka san ha mittsu no ko-hi- wo nomimashita kara,toire ni ikimasu.
Pan Tanaka jde na WC, protože vypil tři kávy.
kanji
taiman
negligence, procrastination, carelessness
kanji
dare ga onara shita?
Kdo si pšouknul?
kanji
shikaeshi bentou
revenge lunchbox
kanji
bi-rubara
beer belly
kanji
bi-ru bara ni narimasu yo!
You will have a beer belly!
kanji
hininsuru no wo wasurechatta.
I forgot to use protection!
kanji
nomishiro
drink money, drinking money
kanji
chinchin no ookisa ha dono kurai?
How big is your 'package'?
kanji
watashi no hoba-kurafuto ha unagi de ippai desu.
Mé vznášedlo je plné úhořů.
kanji
ima haro-kitteィ- ga hayatteiru.
Hello Kitty je teď v módě.
kanji
watashi ha baka desu .
Jsem blbec.
kanji
shurui
alcoholic drinks, liquor
kanji
maruhadakaninaru
to strip a person of all his or her clothes