funny words (baka)
kanji
mukašinohitohatoudžinikabočawotaberutonagaikisurutoiu.
Staří lidé říkají, že kdo jí dýni o zimním slunovratu, bude dlouho žít.
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jopparaččatta.
I'm drunk.
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šure-deィnga-noneko
Schrödinger's cat
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ie ni kaettara,kanodžo to ečči šimasu.
Až se vrátím domů, rozdám si to s přítelkyní.
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cubonomadžin
džin z láhve
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čikan
pervert, molester, masher
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gamandžiru
(sl) pre-ejaculate, pre-ejaculatory fluid, Cowper's fluid, slang: pre-cum, dog water, speed drop
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te ni kao wo uzumeru
facepalm
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moe
(1)sprouting, budding, (2)(m-sl) crush (anime, manga term), fascination, infatuation
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wataši no hoba-kurafuto ha unagi de ippai desu.
Mé vznášedlo je plné úhořů.
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baišun'jado kara detekita tokoro wo juudžin ni mirarete bacu ga warukatta .
As I left the brothel, I was embarrassed to be seen by my friends.
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atode,hitori de nihonšu wo １rittoru wo nonda.
Potom jsem sám vypil litr sake.
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nidžikai
first after party
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kinijotteuowomotomu
(id) to be unable to accomplish something because one has chosen the wrong method, to ask for the impossible, to look for fish by climbing a tree (Mencius)
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wataši no ie ha hakaba nojouni šizuka desu.
My house is as quiet as a graveyard.
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hakononakanoneko
a cat in a box
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ocumami
snacks to go with alcohol
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ima haro-kitteィ- ga hajatteiru.
Hello Kitty je teď v módě.
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bakajarou!
(uk) (col) (id) idiot!
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anata ha okusan ni šihai sareteimasu.
You are governed by your wife.
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manko
(1)(uk) (X) (col) vagina, (2)screw
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bi-ru bara ni narimasu jo!
You will have a beer belly!
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nezuminaki
whistling of a prostitute (to attract customers)
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džibun de tašikamete mitara.
Find out for yourself